For Halloween this year, the Western staff is dressing up as the characters from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (I'm Mike Teavee). The Eastern staff had never seen the movie before, so some of us stayed after school today to watch it. Never before had I realized how completely crazy Wonka is. He has some really great lines, my favorite of which is a quote from Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest: "The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."